Dumb

Did you hear this news story about a Michigan police officer who called 911 after ingesting Alice B. Toklas brownies made with stolen evidence? Go to the link for the story or listen to the 911 call yourself--listen as the guy says time is going "very, very, very slow" and states repeatedly that he thinks he and his wife are dying. I'll just say this: if you've ever in your life found the antics of mind-altered people amusing (admittedly the "laughing at" rather than "laughing with" variety) then this story is for you. Sadly hilarious. As you'll see, the officer in question ended up quitting and neither he nor his wife were charged.