Your uplifting (or depressing) thought of the day:
"Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up. It knows that it must outrun the fastest lion or it will be killed. Every morning in Africa, a lion wakes up. It knows that it must outrun the slowest gazelle or it will starve. It does not matter whether you are a lion or gazelle. When the sun comes up you had better be running."
from The World Is Flat by Thomas Friedman
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You know who else wakes up every morning? Chuck Norris. And you know what he likes to dole out after he has his coffee? Let me give you a hint...a little cup 'o whoopass in the form of a roundhouse kick. Screw the spotted owl. And the gazelles.
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